May 21, 2013 • 270,240 notes • strawberrydaydreams

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

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May 20, 2013 • 233,883 notes • a-story-of-the-lost

Reblog this if it applies to you.

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

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May 20, 2013 • 136,390 notes

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

  •  

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May 20, 2013 • 22,266 notes • randomboombox
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
May 20, 2013 • 3,432 notes • foxnewsofficial
foxnewsofficial: lovelaughterpassion: foxnewsofficial: “balloon sword”  it looks like a dick what did you just call me

foxnewsofficial:

lovelaughterpassion:

foxnewsofficial:

“balloon sword” 

it looks like a dick

what did you just call me

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May 20, 2013 • 50,546 notes • marketwarriors

fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.


And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

May 20, 2013 • 64,218 notes •
the-loneliest-ood: I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

the-loneliest-ood:

I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

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May 20, 2013 • 48,974 notes • hitlervevo

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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May 20, 2013 • 140,127 notes • countingteardropsintherain
gardenontheceiling: this fucking movie

gardenontheceiling:

this fucking movie

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May 20, 2013 • 62,742 notes • meiringens

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May 20, 2013 • 50,245 notes • jimbertimber

dadscar:

“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.

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May 20, 2013 • 120,994 notes • upgraders

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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May 20, 2013 • 30,325 notes • feelmybutt

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

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May 20, 2013 • 34,454 notes • katnisseverclear

harrisonfj0rd:

no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society

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May 20, 2013 • 178,187 notes • lampghost

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

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